Recent Quotes

Maecy: Mama don't fall in the water.
Sara: If I did, would you jump in after me?
Maecy: NO! My dress would get wet!
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Me: What do you want to drink? There's soda, water, orange juice...
Brad: Mayonnaise...
Julia: Mayonnaise? You can't drink that...that's more like dessert, right?
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Jason: You're going to help me put this coffee table together and we're going to fight the entire time, because that's what couples do!
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Math instructor from India: When you get to a problem you don't understand I don't want you freezing. This is Arizona afterall.
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Maecy (talking to herself while playing): How many balloons do you need? 6? Let me see... 1,2,3,4,5...OH I'M SORRY...we're all out of six.