Recent Quotes

Angie: Sorry I'm late, there were a bunch of javalina in the parking lot Hakuna Matata'ing...
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Matt: Look at this picture one of our members took with a rat he shot...it's like "Hey look what I found in my toilet!"
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Matt: I won't be at work tomorrow.
Me: Why not?
Matt: I'm going to my grandma's funeral.
Me: I thought she passed a while ago.
Matt: She did, but they had to ship her from New York...then we had to wait for her to defrost...
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