It's not a tumor!

Jason and I have a rather *large* friend (whose name I won't mention) and we're always complaining because he always lags behind when we are walking anywhere. The other day Jason picked me up when we were goofing around and was walking across the house with me. When he started getting tired he was like "This must be what [insert name] feels like." Eventually Don (Jason's intern) had me hang around his neck as he put on a big shirt. It was rather hilarious.