Quotes of the Week

Peggy: Why do you have a printer in your backseat?
Me: Incase of an emergency...
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Me: *In Vegas* That's one shinny McDonald's.
Jason: Their electric bill must be astronomical!
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Jason: The richer you are, the uglier you can be.
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Nick: You do martial arts?
Me: Yes.
Ryan: Yeah don't mess with her, she'll kick your butt.
Me: And if I can't, my 5th degree blackbelt boyfriend will.
Nick: I don't like you sitting behind me anymore.
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Me: We should get our families to go paint balling together.
Jason: That'd be fun, but my family would have an advantage because we are ninjas.
Me: My family are all hunters...
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